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The Cosmic Chaos Survival Kit

Resources to Support You in the Most Intense Astrology of the Year

Navigate Eclipse Season + Mercury Retrograde Without Spinning Out

 

Workshop, workbook, and VIP horoscopes... 

if purchased separately: $147

Flash Sale through February 28: Only $47 total!

If the last few weeks have felt... 

 

🖤 Foggy

🖤 Intense

🖤 Uncertain

🖤 Just plain weird... 

 

You're not imagining it. 

 

We're living in some of the most intense - and most powerful - astrology of 2026... maybe even of the decade.

 

Neptune is in Aries, where it will be for the next 15 years.

Saturn is in Aries, where it will be for the next 2.5 years.

We're in the middle of eclipse season.

And Mercury retrograde just started, too. 

 

That's a LOT of cosmic chaos and this survival kit gives you the information, self-reflection tools, and guidance to weather the storm.

Here's what's included: 

 

✨ Exclusive Neptune in Aries horoscopes ($33 value - previously only available for VIP clients): How this 15-year transit is impacting you personally, based on your rising sign 

 

🌕 Eclipse Magick Workshop ($67 value): A 60-minute recorded class on working with the transformational energy of eclipses, why doing magick during eclipse season is controversial, and how to decide what's right for you 

 

🔮 Mercury Retrograde Workbook ($47 value): A handy, printable workbook to help you understand what Mercury has you reevaluating based on the sign its in and the house that activates in your own personal chart

 

 

If purchased separately: $147

Flash Sale through February 28: Only $47 total!

 

Plus, while all of these resources are relevant and will be useful RIGHT NOW, you'll also want to return to them all again and again... 

 

Neptune will be in Aries for the next 15 years and continue activating these same parts of your chart...

 

Eclipse season happens twice every year... 

 

And Mercury goes retrograde 3-4 times a year! 

 

Purchase once and get lifetime access to resources you'll refer back to for years.

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This is for you if:

 

✨ You've been feeling overwhelmed lately and are looking for clarity. 

 

✨ You want clear, accessible, and easy-to-understand guidance on what the current astrology is activating for you.

 

✨ You are ready to work with the planets intentionally and from a place of empowerment - instead of feeling like you're at their mercy.

 

Save almost 70% when you purchase by February 28!!